By Miss Ikereve
Dorathy
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Assumption of the lowest form of
knowledge
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All work and not play make jack a doll
boy, but only when jack is doing the wrong work
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Aspire to acquire the desire you
admire when it backfires do not retire but refire until you acquire the desire
which you admire.
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It is ignorance that makes a fly to
mistake a cub ward for its home.
Jokes
CAN YOU
IMAGINE
An extraordinary thing
happened on 31st February, I was going to school on Sunday morning
and on my way, I was a deaf and dump man fighting and quarrelling with anther
deaf and dump man. As they were quarrelling, in saw a lame man on his legs
coming to separate them.
Mean while a blind man came up to me when he
saw me and watched as they were quarreling. Suddenly the police arrived and
called the handicap man who has no hands to write a report. After he wrote it
they all left with a plane on land to their station.
IMAGINE THAT
DON’T MAKE JEST OF ME
My cloths may be thread bare, while yours
the most expensive materialism in town don’t make jest of me
My school fees may be paid on the last day of the term
or even after the holiday has passed, while yours before the school resumes,
don’t make jest of me
My breakfast maybe garri without sugar every day, while
yours is overtime and bread, don’t make jest of me
My mummy maybe a “dawadda” seller, yours a business
tycoon, don’t make jest of me
My daddy maybe a laborer, while yours the manager of
the biggest company in town don’t make jest of me because ALL
FINGERS ARE NEVER EQUAL
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